Betty’s Toy Box sent me the Zumio Clitoral Stimulator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
The wildly, quickly famous Zumio, I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I was to receive one to review. The countless reviews I’ve read had people raving on about the Zumio, this one was an exciting review to do. It’s one of these products that make up for the shitty ones you’ve put up with. It comes with instructions, a charger pod with a USB cable and a white satin storage bag. I really love the charging pod for the Zumio, you just set the Zumio into the pod and the light will blink while the toy charges. When finished charging, the light stays on constantly.
The Zumio has 8 speed intensity settings and no patterns…NO patterns!! It seems like someone is finally listening! It’s kind of funny but the speed intensity buttons are in the shape of a figure 8…8 settings, coy but I like it. The lower settings feel very rumbly and I cannot get past 3, the higher settings don’t feel as rumbly though.
props to www.myzumio.com for the perfect guides
The Zumio is a rechargeable clitoral stimulator that uses it’s SpiroTIP™ technology to whirl around in tiny circles. It is meant to mimic your fingertip moving in a circular motion.
props to www.myzumio.com for the perfect guides
Zumio was created with the thought of squeezing in quickies and it does just that. It’s quiet, powerful, and can make me orgasm in less than a minute. It is for pinpoint stimulation instead of broad stimulation. You can achieve an orgasm in a minute or two or have 3-4 in 10-15 minutes (my personal stats). This toy can also be used to edge yourself to an orgasm then slowly letting it wash over you. The Zumio has become my go to toy, my absolute favorite. I pair it with my favorite dildo for intense dual orgasms. The thing kicks ass and I’m so glad I got the chance to try it out.
I would like to thank Betty’s Toy Box for providing the Zumio for this review!!
Think you’d like to try the Zumio out? You can buy it at Betty’s Toy Box!
Peep Show Toys sent the Aria Mi Vibe to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
I think most would agree that vibrators are pretty wonderful but why do most of them look so blah? Just because we want to take charge of our orgasms doesn’t mean we don’t want cute sex toys every now and then. Am I right? The Aria Mi Vibe is a compact bullet vibrator with a heart-shaped handle and it’s absolutely adorable.
The Aria Mi Vibe first drew me in by its deep, plum color. There are 5 speed settings and 5 patterns. It is designed for clitoral stimulation and measures in at 3″ long. You can use the Mi Vibe with or without the plum silicone sleeve. It really looks like a tongue to me. The sleeve feels really soft and is ribbed at the tip. It is fragrance, phthalate, paraffin, and latex free. You can’t get a more body safe silicone than this. Without the sleeve, the bullet alone is made of ABS plastic. The Aria Mi Vibe is USB rechargeable and has a magnetic USB charging cord. It is rated “IPX 7 waterproof” so you can use this vibe in the shower or tub safely. The heart-shaped handle on the slides and conforms easily to your fingers. This just adds to the cuteness factor for me.
The Aria Mi Vibe bullet vibrator gives you a slow burn kind of arousal, I was able to use it for almost ten minutes straight but I couldn’t bring myself to an orgasm with it. I tried several times and while it felt amazing, it couldn’t take me all the way. I decided to use it to edge, to work myself as close to an orgasm as possible before using a different toy to climax. This technique graced me with extremely intense orgasms. Next, I drew a warm bubble bath and tried the Mi Vibe under water. The vibrations intensified underwater and I was able to climax with just the bullet. All in all, a cute toy and fun experience.
I would like to thank Peep Show Toys for providing the Aria Mi Vibe for this review!!
Think you’d like to try the Aria Mi Vibe out? You can buy it here at Peep Show Toys!
I was sent the Blissful Luxury Rose Gold G Spot Wand Vibrator from Bondara to review for the Pleasure Panel and can finally say I have reviewed my first wand. I was so anxious and excited to try it out, I’ve heard the praises of wands from many reviewers but never got one for myself. When package arrived I immediately had to test it out! Less than 2 minutes later, I christened it with an orgasm.
I would like to thank Cara Sutra for this opportunity to review with the Pleasure Panel! Read the full review here!
Satisfyer sent the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. This has in no way affected my opinion. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging. The box has an image of the toy on the cover with the words Satisfyer Pro 2. Inside the box, the Satisfyer, charging cord, and an instruction booklet. It’s definitely not the prettiest sex toy and I don’t believe someone would realize it is one by passing glance. But functionality-wise it’s the best Satisfyer I’ve tried so far of the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe and the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation (read those reviews here: Deluxe & Penguin).
The technology behind Satisfyer is pulsating air, pressure waves that stimulate your clit contact free. It is meant to mimic oral sex and it’s the closest I’ve ever found. The handle makes it very easy to grip, I thought I would prefer the egg shape of the Pro Deluxe because it fits in the palm of your hand, but the handle is nice too. There are two buttons on the handle, increase/decrease intensity button and the power button. I loved the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe but really wished for the 2 different buttons specifically. The silicone head is also much thicker, the hole of the head fits over the clitoris and it creates a pulsating, suction effect. For an intensified sensation, try using it under water.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is made of an ABS plastic body and a silicone head. Being ABS plastic and silicone, the product is body safe. The silicone head is removable which makes clean up a breeze. Waterproof and rechargeable are also 2 specs to add for this toy. The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is extremely quiet while the Pro 2 is not! I can understand why because the Pro 2 has much more power than the Pro Deluxe, so I’m okay with it.
So let’s talk about the experience…the Satisfyer Pro 2 is more than just its name (satisfying). It is intense…very intense, the orgasms are long-lasting, powerful, overwhelming, you name it…this has become my favorite sex toy. Within 1-2 minutes of use, I’m orgasming and can continue on to orgasm a couple of times. The suction effect of the head engorges the clitoris and makes it very sensitive making the experience much more enjoyable. I give this toy a 10/10 rating for overall use and price, at $69, it’s a steal. You can buy the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation at Betty’s Toy Box (click here).
Ahh, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation…it’s just so darn cute. The small black body with the white “belly” that houses the button topped off with an adorable bow, a girly girls dream. It’s a cute femme design, travel size, body safe, and just plain out fun.
Satisfyer sent the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product fairly quickly and in discreet packaging. In this review, I’ll compare the Penguin Next Generation, Deluxe, and Pro 2 Next Generation by Satisfyer; you can read my Deluxe and Pro 2 review here (Deluxe & Pro 2).
The body is ABS plastic coated in silicone with a removable silicone head. It is rechargeable and waterproof; has 11 intensities. It is charged via USB with a magnetic cord. The silicone head on the Penguin is much smaller than Pro 2, this works well for some people but I prefer the larger head. In comparison to the Pro 2 and Deluxe, the Penguin is whisper quiet. Another comparison, the control button. In my review of the Deluxe, I raved on about the toy while the grip of the control button which was wonderfully updated in the Pro 2 but the Penguin houses the same control button as the Deluxe…bummer. It’s one large white button that lights up white when turned on. Press and hold to activate and the same to turn it off. Press the same button to change intensities. The downside to this is that if you’re at setting 8 and want something a little less intense, you have to cycle through 9-11 to get back down to 1 then cycle up if you want setting 6-7.
The technology behind the Satisfyer is pulsating air, pressure waves that stimulate your clit contact free. It is meant to mimic oral sex and it’s the closest I’ve ever found. As far as power, the Penguin is the weaker link of the Deluxe and the Pro 2. It’s understandable because it is the quietest one but such a shame. It’s compact size and stylish body plunges it to first in style but last in use. I wanted the Penguin to be my favorite but it lacks the power I need.
I would like to thank Satisfyer for the opportunity to review the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation. The Penguin is a great starter toy to the pressure wave genre of sex toys. But if you need more power, I would recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation. You can buy the Satisfyer Pro Penguin at Betty’s Toy Box (click here) for $69.
Betty’s Toy Box sent the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
This Satisfyer’s body is made of ABS plastic and the tip is made of silicone, so it is body safe. The shape of the Pro Deluxe is different than the previous ones, this one doesn’t have a handle, it fits in the palm of your hand. I believe this change makes it easier to handle while in use. Upon opening, charge for 4 hours then you can use it for up to 2 hours. It has a magnetic USB charger, I just love rechargeable toys. The hassle of keeping batteries in stock in such a struggle for me so rechargeable is the best type to have in my opinion.
On the back side, you have the control button. It’s one large white button that lights up white when turned on. Press and hold to activate and the same to turn it off. There are 11 settings (intensities) and you can definitely feel a difference between each setting. I was pleasantly surprised at how quiet the Pro Deluxe is! It’s not as quiet as the Penguin Pro but extremely quiet compared to the Satisfyer Pro 2. When the Pro Deluxe is in place, even on setting 11, it’s still a “whisper”. Having children, whisper quiet noise is a must and the Pro Deluxe definitely delivers.
The technology behind the Satisfyer is pulsating air, pressure waves that stimulate your clit contact free. It is meant to mimic oral sex and it’s the closest I’ve ever found. The Pro Deluxe was my first of this type of toy, I also received the Satisfyer Pro 2 and Peguin Pro in the same month. Let me tell you, it was a busy month! The stimulation is intense, really intense and it can produce the most profound, mind-blowing orgasms.
One drawback would be the way the control button is set up. To get from setting 11 back to setting 1, you have to cycle back down through the levels or turn it off completely and turn it back on. I’m too impatient for that. The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe sells for $79.99, it’s an awesome price for this type of toy.
I would like to thank Betty’s Toy Box for providing the
Satisfyer Pro Deluxe for this review!
Good Vibrations sent the We-Vibe Unite in exchange for a honest review. I received the product around a week after it was shipped, it came in discreet packaging. The box contains the vibrator, remote, USB cord, a storage bag, and a sample pack of lube.
The Unite is rechargeable and has a run time of a little over 1 hour. Upon opening, it needs to be charged for 6 hours. After use, it takes 6 hours to fully charge the vibrator. It is controlled by a 1 button remote, the site says its distance is around 9 feet. I mostly agree with this, sometimes it wouldn’t work past around 5 feet but a couple times it worked about 12 foot away. So I’d say the remote is kinda iffy. After you have fully charged the Unite, press and hold the button on the vibrator until you feel a quick pulse then you can maneuver through the 10 different settings with the remote. This product is made with body-safe silicone and waterproof. It’s phthalates-free, BPA-free, and latex-free. Water based lube is best for this toy. Being waterproof, you can clean the Unite with hot soapy water. Just be careful to not get water directly in the hole of the charging port, just to be safe. Or you can clean with toy wipes or spray.
Apply your water based lube and slowly insert the arm without the bullet. Turn to your desired setting and that’s it. The Unite is hands free and sits in place, it doesn’t slide out. It adds something extra to sex with your partner, it’s fun to experiment with the different settings. There are 3 settings of intensities (low-high) and 7 patterns. My husband and I used the Unite a couple of times also as a warm up. I wore the vibrator while we cooked supper together and let him control the remote. It stayed in place and is fairly quiet. I wouldn’t wear it in public because it’s not that quiet but you do have to be within 5 feet to hear it. As far as power, the high setting isn’t a power horse but it has a nice rumble to it. I would rate the high as a 6 on a scale of 1-10.
Overall, I enjoy using the We-Vibe Unite. It’s great for foreplay and during sex it adds hands free clitoral stimulation. I am definitely curious to try out the We-Vibe Sync for more power. I would like to thank Good Vibrations for providing the We-Vibe Unite for this review!!
Good Vibrations sent me the Pleasure Works Blue Venus Waterproof Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinion, my opinion is solely my opinion.
The Blue Venus uses 2 AA batteries and is controlled by a dial power switch, sort of like a dimmer light switch. It’s made of ABS plastic, it is phthalates-free and hypo-allergenic…so it is body safe. In entirety, it is about 6 ¾” in length and 1 ¼” wide. It has two different shaped heads: a cup for broad stimulation and a point for pin point stimulation. The plastic material makes clean up a breeze, just clean with hot water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. This material makes for a smooth feel and can be used with any type of lube.
The pointed head provides a pin point stimulation, this is the head I prefer. The vibrations are a mid-deep rumble, I found if you squeeze the shaft the vibration on the head feels like a deeper vibration. The cupped head provides a broad stimulation and I’m gonna guess it just doesn’t fit my anatomy correctly. The cup felt too wide and big to me so I stuck with the pointed side. The toy is made for clitoral stimulation and I would think insertion would hurt due to the pointed head. This toy is not meant for anal use either as it doesn’t have a flared base.
Overall, I enjoyed the pointed head and the deep vibrations. My objections are that the end cap gets hot after use and that this sucker drains batteries like crazy! It says it is waterproof but after some research and experiments, I wouldn’t use the Blue Venus in the water. With the end cap getting hot just during use, it’s a safer bet not to. I would like to see an updated version USB rechargeable and a solution to the hot end cap. But for it’s price range, I can deal with the batteries. Good Vibes lists the Blue Venus for $24, a great deal given it’s vibration.
I would like to thank Good Vibrations for providing the Pleasure Works Blue Venus Vibrator for this review! Affiliate links have been used in this post.
Vibrant sent me the Inspire Vibrating Remote Intimate Teaser by CalExotics. It was shipped Thursday and arrived on my doorstep Saturday…fast! It came in discreet packaging, inside is the teaser’s box…written in script on one side of the box is the name and the other half is clear plastic to showcase the product.
I was so excited to review this, my partner loves foreplay and was dying to test it out! I opened the package and read the pamphlet, which provided no instructions. It is silicone, very safe for your body and waterproof…always a plus to me! It has a 2 prong charger, you have to push them both in until they’re blinking to charge them. I had to mess around with the charger for the teaser for a minute to get it to work. I charged them for around an hour, then messed around with the settings to figure it all out beforehand.
Press and hold the power button on the teaser until it gives a quick vibe to show it’s activated. On the compact, – to decrease power and + to increase, the middle o to change patterns. It has 10 patterns and 5 vibration settings. To turn it off, hold down the power button on the compact or the teaser. Be warned, if you turn it off, you have to activate it on the teaser to start it again. This is a big letdown…if you turn it off while in public you’re just stuck unless you go to a bathroom to remove it or turn it back on.
I really wanted to love this but it’s just too weak and buzzy for me for clitoral stimulation. Buzzy vibrations are weak and then there’s rumbly vibrations that resonate deeper. Also, the stimulation is broad where I need pin point. But you have to judge the vibrations as a teaser not a regular clit vibrator. I don’t care for patterns but my partner and I enjoyed experimenting with the different ones this time. We tried it out after using a stronger clit vibrator when I was more sensitive but because this was made to be a teaser, that defeats the purpose. The biggest killer for the Intimate Teaser is the noise…you couldn’t use this in public like it’s intended because it’s just way too loud! I mean not extremely loud but if someone was in the same room as you, they’d hear it. It’s not all bad though! It is good for breast massages and nipple stimulation. I like it way better for foreplay massages and will continue using it for that. All in all, the Intimate Teaser needs a stronger vibration for me, but some people are more sensitive. In that case, this would be great in the bedroom!
Think you’d like to try the Intimate Teaser out? You can buy it here!
I would like to thank Vibrant for providing the Inspire Vibrating Remote Intimate Teaser in exchange for a honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.