Betty’s Toy Box sent me the Zumio Clitoral Stimulator free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
The wildly, quickly famous Zumio, I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I was to receive one to review. The countless reviews I’ve read had people raving on about the Zumio, this one was an exciting review to do. It’s one of these products that make up for the shitty ones you’ve put up with. It comes with instructions, a charger pod with a USB cable and a white satin storage bag. I really love the charging pod for the Zumio, you just set the Zumio into the pod and the light will blink while the toy charges. When finished charging, the light stays on constantly.
The Zumio has 8 speed intensity settings and no patterns…NO patterns!! It seems like someone is finally listening! It’s kind of funny but the speed intensity buttons are in the shape of a figure 8…8 settings, coy but I like it. The lower settings feel very rumbly and I cannot get past 3, the higher settings don’t feel as rumbly though.
props to www.myzumio.com for the perfect guides
The Zumio is a rechargeable clitoral stimulator that uses it’s SpiroTIP™ technology to whirl around in tiny circles. It is meant to mimic your fingertip moving in a circular motion.
props to www.myzumio.com for the perfect guides
Zumio was created with the thought of squeezing in quickies and it does just that. It’s quiet, powerful, and can make me orgasm in less than a minute. It is for pinpoint stimulation instead of broad stimulation. You can achieve an orgasm in a minute or two or have 3-4 in 10-15 minutes (my personal stats). This toy can also be used to edge yourself to an orgasm then slowly letting it wash over you. The Zumio has become my go to toy, my absolute favorite. I pair it with my favorite dildo for intense dual orgasms. The thing kicks ass and I’m so glad I got the chance to try it out.
I would like to thank Betty’s Toy Box for providing the Zumio for this review!!
Think you’d like to try the Zumio out? You can buy it at Betty’s Toy Box!
Peep Show Toys sent the Aria Mi Vibe to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
I think most would agree that vibrators are pretty wonderful but why do most of them look so blah? Just because we want to take charge of our orgasms doesn’t mean we don’t want cute sex toys every now and then. Am I right? The Aria Mi Vibe is a compact bullet vibrator with a heart-shaped handle and it’s absolutely adorable.
The Aria Mi Vibe first drew me in by its deep, plum color. There are 5 speed settings and 5 patterns. It is designed for clitoral stimulation and measures in at 3″ long. You can use the Mi Vibe with or without the plum silicone sleeve. It really looks like a tongue to me. The sleeve feels really soft and is ribbed at the tip. It is fragrance, phthalate, paraffin, and latex free. You can’t get a more body safe silicone than this. Without the sleeve, the bullet alone is made of ABS plastic. The Aria Mi Vibe is USB rechargeable and has a magnetic USB charging cord. It is rated “IPX 7 waterproof” so you can use this vibe in the shower or tub safely. The heart-shaped handle on the slides and conforms easily to your fingers. This just adds to the cuteness factor for me.
The Aria Mi Vibe bullet vibrator gives you a slow burn kind of arousal, I was able to use it for almost ten minutes straight but I couldn’t bring myself to an orgasm with it. I tried several times and while it felt amazing, it couldn’t take me all the way. I decided to use it to edge, to work myself as close to an orgasm as possible before using a different toy to climax. This technique graced me with extremely intense orgasms. Next, I drew a warm bubble bath and tried the Mi Vibe under water. The vibrations intensified underwater and I was able to climax with just the bullet. All in all, a cute toy and fun experience.
I would like to thank Peep Show Toys for providing the Aria Mi Vibe for this review!!
Think you’d like to try the Aria Mi Vibe out? You can buy it here at Peep Show Toys!
How does a sex toy reviewer go almost a year without having a Magic Wand in their arsenal? I have no idea but I do know the Magic Wand is definitely here to stay.
Good Vibrations graciously contributed a Magic Wand Original for my Saint Patrick’s Day giveaway. I told Andy, the amazing affiliate manager, that I would like to take some pictures of the Magic Wand for the contest because I did not own one myself. Y’all…he sent me a Magic Wand of my own to review!! It’s wonderful people like him that mean the most to me in this industry.
The Magic Wand was originally called the Hitachi Magic Wand. Hitachi sold the vibrator as a body massager until they realized people were using it as a sex toy. Hitachi contacted their distributor, Vibratex, to try and pull it off the market. Vibratex refused and dubbed the gem the Magic Wand Original. It can be used as Hitachi “intended” as a back massager and it can be used as a personal massager cause we know that’s where everyone’s gonna use it.
This is not your average vibrator. It’s for a hit it & quit it, 5 minutes until the kids are home, don’t wanna take off your pants, your partner ran to the store real quick & will be right back moments. Easy, dirty deep orgasms that make you want another and another. The orgasms are strong and intense. There are two settings: earthquake and oblivion. By oblivion, I mean no man’s land and if someone can handle that strong of a vibration…give them a medal cause that’s absolutely magnificent.
Some specs. I don’t think the manufacturers were concerned with the discreetness of the wand. It is alarmingly loud. So yes, this will be hard to muffle so it’s no good if you’re trying to be discreet. The Magic Wand Original has a long white shaft for a handle; made of ABS plastic. At the bottom of the shaft is the cord. A 6-foot long cord, not ideal length but I’ll let it slide. At the top of the shaft is a royal blue, flexible plastic part that allows the head to move. The head is softer than the body, it’s a white squishy vinyl. The vinyl is phthalate-free but it can harbor bacteria. You can purchase silicone head attachments. There are a lot of fun options there.
Hands down, I believe this is one of the most powerful vibrators on the market right now. It gets the job done-quickly. I can’t sing the praises of the Magic Wand any louder, it just freakin rocks. Thank you Good Vibrations for being the awesome shop you are. You can purchase the Magic Wand Original here for $59.95.
TooTimid / Pink B.O.B. sent the Lux Body Massager Wand to me free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
Now, I have to say this. I’m not a fan of the brand name “Pink B.O.B.” which stands for “Battery Operated Boyfriend”. It seems like buying into the idea of replacing a partner with a sex toy. Not everyone who uses sex toys needs or wants a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and a sex toy can never replace a person. But it is just a brand name so I’ll get off my soapbox, rant over. Anyways! Right off the bat, I must state the obvious…the Lux Wand looks a lot like the Magic Wand Original. But hey, why change an amazing design? You know the saying. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
The Lux Wand has a long light pink shaft for a handle; made of ABS plastic. At the top of the shaft is a hot pink, flexible plastic part that allows the head to move. The head is softer than the body, it’s a white vinyl. The head is kind of squishy. Back to the shaft, at the bottom of it is the cord. A 9-foot long cord! (score!)
But does it work? Wand reviews are difficult in a way because what do you say? Yes, it vibrates…really hard. If you compare to the Magic Wand Original, the high on the Lux is almost as intense as the low on the Magic Wand Original. To some people, that might be terrible but to others…it could make the Lux your wand. The soft, squishy vinyl covering on the head absorbs some of the vibrations and I feel like it weakens them some. Personally, I don’t like the feature because I like the “earthquake” vibrations but some people cannot handle the intensity of the Magic Wand Original and will find the soft vinyl head is just what they need. But the head piece is removable!! If you need more power, remove the soft head and buy different attachments. They make thin silicone ones that would not absorb the vibrations as much. Regardless of all of these, I had no trouble getting off this the Lux. It’s a powerful vibration.
For the controls, Lux keeps it simple. It has two buttons: the power button and the function button (the heart). Your first three functions are levels of intensity: low, medium, and high. Then, seven patterns. I’m not a pattern person so I didn’t really mess with those.
Keeping the Lux Wand‘s head clean is its downfall. The head of the toy is made from a porous vinyl, a material I really try to stay away from. I can’t say if it would be safe to slap a condom over the head because the vinyl. I’m super cautious with the hygiene of my toys and really prefer to deep clean them. You can’t submerge this wand in the water or expose it to water. I will be ordering an attachment to for the Lux Wand. In the meantime, I have kept my underwear on when using it. You can order silicone attachments and not stress over the hygiene issue. There are loads of attachments for the Magic Wand Original and based on measurements, they should all work for the Lux Wand. Both of the heads diameters are 2.5″. Once I get an attachment in, I’ll test it out and update you on that.
Pink B.O.B. sells the Lux Body Massage Wand for $59.95, a pretty good price for such a wand. I would like to thank Pink B.O.B. for the opportunity to review the Lux Wand! You can buy it here.
A plastic white handle, silver band, and gorgeous aquamarine shaft…the Crush Honey is really a beautiful piece.
Too Timid sent the Crush Honey free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you.
Crush Honey by Pipedream has a ABS plastic handle, this handle is somewhat different than others of its kind. The handle has a curve toward the end of it for better grip, it’s a wonderful addition because plastic with lube and grip do not mix. I was able to keep a better grip on the handle with lube, not great but definitely much better. The shaft is plastic coated in silicone making me wish it was made entirely of silicone. It’s hard and doesn’t flex much. It is body safe; it is silicone, phthalates free, and waterproof though I rarely use toys in the shower or tub. The Honey is a little over 8 inches in length with around 5 and half inches insertable.
The Honey takes two AA batteries. It has seven patterns and three vibrations levels…seven freaking patterns. For someone who loves patterns, this is awesome but for those for don’t (me!) it’s quite frustrating. There are two buttons: the power and the function button. If you’re like me and on the high steady vibration setting, you can get in the moment and push the function button for more power just to end up on a pattern and ruin your momentum, then you have to cycle back through all the patterns to get back to a steady vibration. Speaking of vibrations, they feel a little too buzzy for me. I like deep rumbly vibrations and the Honey’s buzzy vibes aren’t strong enough for me. Don’t freak out though, this review is not all bad! The bulbous head of the shaft paired with the vibrations provides a broad clit simulation. The curve of the shaft contours perfectly to my G-spot and I ended up using the Honey internally without the vibrations on.
So yes, I was able to get off with the Honey but not with it’s full purpose. With a rumbly vibe, it could really be a game changer. I would like to thank Too Timid for the opportunity to review the Crush Honey. You can buy it here.
My first dildo review, I feel like this should be a milestone achievement piece. As corny as that sounds I’m always excited to add more variety to my reviews.
TooTimid sent the Colours Realistic Silicone Dong free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you.
The Colours Dong is part of the Pleasures line by NS Novelties and is 100% silicone; it is body safe, non-porous, and hypoallergenic. Sex toys need to be non-porous, because they don’t harbor bacteria in between use and can be completely sanitized. For regular cleaning, I wash mine with warm, soapy water. However, if you share them between people or use anally, make sure you sanitize them. The easiest way to do this is to put them in the dishwasher and run them through a sanitizing cycle. You can also boil them for 10-15 minutes or wipe them down with a 10% bleach solution.
The Colours 5″ Dong comes in black and beige, if you opt for the 8″ it comes in hot pink and black. Although it is 7 inches in total length the Colours dildo has an insertable length of around 5 inches. The shaft is pretty firm but still gives a little when squeezed. The detailing on this dildo is exquisite. The bulbous head features a coronal ridge and average urethral dip; the shaft is covered with bulging veins. Beneath that, the balls and suction cup base; meaning this dildo can safely be used for anal. The suction cup on the base is really strong making riding it a breeze. I found my favorite way to ride it was doggy-style. The nice curve of the shaft stimulated my g-spot while the balls rubbed against my clitoris.
I could rave on and on about the Colours Dong but overall this dildo just works for me. Plain and simple. I love it and have added it into my routine toys of use. TooTimid has the Colours 5″ Dong for $29.95 which is a great price! I would like to thank TooTimid for the opportunity to review the Colours Dong. You can buy it here.
I was sent the Blissful Luxury Rose Gold G Spot Wand Vibrator from Bondara to review for the Pleasure Panel and can finally say I have reviewed my first wand. I was so anxious and excited to try it out, I’ve heard the praises of wands from many reviewers but never got one for myself. When package arrived I immediately had to test it out! Less than 2 minutes later, I christened it with an orgasm.
I would like to thank Cara Sutra for this opportunity to review with the Pleasure Panel! Read the full review here!
Betty’s Toy Box sent me the Commotion Samba free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This has in no way affected my opinion. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging.
The Samba body is made of silicone, so it is body safe. It is latex free, phthalate free, USB rechargeable, and waterproof. It has a USB charging cord, I just love rechargeable toys. The hassle of keeping batteries in stock in such a struggle for me so rechargeable is the best type to have in my opinion. Waterproof is always a plus and makes it easier to clean to me, that way I’m not worrying about messing it up if I accidentally get water on it.
As far as sound, the Samba is “whisper” quiet. The Commotion Samba boasts of its Rippling Pleasure System to tease your g-spot and all-encompassing triple clitoral shape head. It has 7 different functions. The Samba left a lot to be desired…the clitoral head is too flimsy for me and the rippling didn’t do much for me either. The clitoral head gets most of the blame, the vibrations could be good if given the support to apply pressure. I hate writing a bad review but there’s no way around it with this one.
I would like to thank Betty’s Toy Box for providing the Commotion Samba for this review!!
Think you’d like to try the Commotion Samba out? You can buy it at Betty’s Toy Box!
I was extremely excited to receive the Wicked Aqua Sweet Peach Lube this round, this is the first peach flavor lube I’ve tried. Peaches are my absolute favorite fruit, this lube tastes almost exactly like a peach but this smell is spot on. Usually, flavored lube has a watered down taste or some gross after taste but Sweet Peach just has a great taste. It smells sooo good, not the peach smell like you’d find in a peach lotion, it smells like straight fresh peach juice.
I would like to thank Cara Sutra for this opportunity to review with the Pleasure Panel! Read the full review here.
Satisfyer sent the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This review contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you click one of the links, I may receive a commission at no cost to you. This has in no way affected my opinion. I received the product quickly and in discreet packaging. The box has an image of the toy on the cover with the words Satisfyer Pro 2. Inside the box, the Satisfyer, charging cord, and an instruction booklet. It’s definitely not the prettiest sex toy and I don’t believe someone would realize it is one by passing glance. But functionality-wise it’s the best Satisfyer I’ve tried so far of the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe and the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation (read those reviews here: Deluxe & Penguin).
The technology behind Satisfyer is pulsating air, pressure waves that stimulate your clit contact free. It is meant to mimic oral sex and it’s the closest I’ve ever found. The handle makes it very easy to grip, I thought I would prefer the egg shape of the Pro Deluxe because it fits in the palm of your hand, but the handle is nice too. There are two buttons on the handle, increase/decrease intensity button and the power button. I loved the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe but really wished for the 2 different buttons specifically. The silicone head is also much thicker, the hole of the head fits over the clitoris and it creates a pulsating, suction effect. For an intensified sensation, try using it under water.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is made of an ABS plastic body and a silicone head. Being ABS plastic and silicone, the product is body safe. The silicone head is removable which makes clean up a breeze. Waterproof and rechargeable are also 2 specs to add for this toy. The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is extremely quiet while the Pro 2 is not! I can understand why because the Pro 2 has much more power than the Pro Deluxe, so I’m okay with it.
So let’s talk about the experience…the Satisfyer Pro 2 is more than just its name (satisfying). It is intense…very intense, the orgasms are long-lasting, powerful, overwhelming, you name it…this has become my favorite sex toy. Within 1-2 minutes of use, I’m orgasming and can continue on to orgasm a couple of times. The suction effect of the head engorges the clitoris and makes it very sensitive making the experience much more enjoyable. I give this toy a 10/10 rating for overall use and price, at $69, it’s a steal. You can buy the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation at Betty’s Toy Box (click here).